Thursday, November 16, 2006

Update from JAZZLAND!


Highlights recently oddvioulsy include the marriage of myself to the love of my life Mary. She is the best and literally rocks the free world as well as mine. We were wed on the 20th of July 2006 in the Salt Lake City Mormon Temple and a good time was had by all in attendance.
Next was a wonderful trip to Mexico and the city of Cancun. We had the time of our lives and swam in an ocean, a pool, and a cave (where the shallowest part was 520'). Mary was very brave!




If you look really closely you may be able to see my bright shining face in the crowd. If you find me be sure to let me know! Deron udderly, thouroughly, and convincingly dominated Smigel and in my opinion should be an All-Star.


And finally for those of you that cannot name this city off the top of your heads... It is the city that the FAA will be sending me to work as an Air Traffic Controller.
Your hints are
1. It is located in the state of Texas
2. It does not have a professional sports team
3. President Bush is from this city

This has been a very brief update and I intend to speak my mind more frequently and voice my opinion on the married life, Jazz, and Midland Texas!

Much Love
JAMES

5 comments:

dvjs said...

Midland, Texas! Is that close to Highland, Texas where Beavis and Butt-head live?

Midland is 331.3 miles from Dallas.

Midland is 360.8 miles from San Antonio.

Midland is 554.7 miles from Houston

Midland is 752.1 miles from Lawrence, KS

Midland is 1018.1 Miles from Salt Lake City

Midland is 1391.8 Miles from Grand Forks, ND

Most importantly Midland will be the home of James Sloan-Keefe McAllister

dvjs said...

ps George who? Spud Webb is from Midland, TX

dvjs said...

additionally, JEROME BEASLEY PLAYED JUNIOR COLLEGE BALL AT MIDLAND COLLEGE BEFORE TRANSFERING TO UND AND THAN THE NBA AND NOW THE NBDL for the Dakota Wizards in Bismarck.

Wow James, wow!

Jum said...

James returns!!!!! I can't decide if I love you or if I am IN love with you. Noon ball isn't quite the same without you.

peterva said...

Is it the Alamo???? I've been to the Alamo once, and I think that's what it looked like. Be sure and get a good steak and cowboy boots buddy!